10 REASON TO WORK NAKED

1. Your boss is always yelling,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in,
but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in marketing
from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. With a little help from Muzak you can add
"Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens
after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact
that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex,but only in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner,but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriendsa real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

HOTELCOPTER 2010

Hotelicopter - The World's First Flying Hotel.

Wow, the flying hotel and largest helicopter in the world, Cool! The Hotelicopter is modelled on the Soviet-made Mil V-12, of which there were only two prototypes ever made. The Hotelicopter Company purchased one of these prototypes from the Mikhail Leontyevich Mil helicopter plant in Panki-Tomilino, Russia in 2004 and have been engineering the world's first flying hotel ever since."The Hotelicopter features 18 luxuriously- appointed rooms for adrenaline junkies seeking a truly unique and memorable travel experience. Each soundproofed room is equipped with a queen-sized bed, fine linens, a mini-bar, coffee machine, wireless internet access, and all the luxurious appointments you'd expect from a flying five star hotel. Room service is available one hour after lift-off and prior to landing." The Hotelicopter is due to fly maiden journey this summer(June 26th) with an undisclosed price...

There is three fly tour.

Inaugural Summer Tour - 14 days ( June 26th, 2010 - Friday, July 10th,)

California Tour - 14 days ( July 17th, 2010 to , July 24rd,)

Bay/Jamaica, European Tour - 16 days (July 31st, 2010 to , August 16th, 2010)

Dimensions Length: 42 m (137 ft)
Height: 28m (91 ft)
Maximum Takeoff Weight: 105850 kg (232,870 lb)
Maximum speed: 255 km/h (137 kt) (158 miles/h)
Cruising speed: 237 km/h (127 kt) (147 miles/h)
Original Mi Range: 515 km (320 mi)
Augmented Mi Range - 1,296 km (700 mi)

CROCODIAL FARM IF U WANT TO VISIT

NEW NOKIA C3, C6, AND E5

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Nokia - C3, C6 and E5

The first new product, Nokia C3, made in a candybar with a QWERTY-keyboard and is based on the platform S40. The phone has a 2.4-inch touchscreen display with QVGA, equipped with a 2-megapixel camera, a wireless interface module Wi-Fi and a slot for memory card format MicroSD. In addition, the presence of support services Ovi Mail, Ovi Chat and networks GSM / EGSM (850/900/1800/1900 MHz). Presumably, the model will go on sale in the second quarter of this year and will be available in three colors: gray, pink and golden-white. The cost of the device - 90 euros. more images after the break...

Next novelty, Nokia C6, - is a smartphone, made in the slider and is equipped with QWERTY-keyboard. The device has a 3.2-inch 640x360 pixels, integrated GPS-navigator, 5-megapixel camera with autofocus and flash, 3.5-mm audio connector and a slot for memory card format MicroSD. Also "on board" device contains modules Bluetooth 2.0 and Wi-Fi, FM-tuner, 200 megabytes of internal memory and slot Micro-USB. Smartphone running the operating system Symbian S60 5.0. For sale Nokia C6 appears in the second quarter of this year with an estimated retail price of 220 euros.

Following news of yesterday's events - Nokia E5. Like previous models, this has a built-in QWERTY-keyboard, and, except for "activists" of social networks, perfect for beznesmenov. Nokia E5 executed in a candybar, a 2.4-inch touchscreen display with QVGA resolution and runs under the operating system Symbian S60 3rd Edition. In the list of specifications of the device has built-in 5 megapixel camera with autofocus and LED-flash, Bluetooth 2.0 and Wi-Fi, jack 3,5 mm, GPS-receiver with A-GPS, 250 megabytes of internal memory, Micro-USB port and slot for memory card format MicroSD.

The new smartphone has the support networks of GSM / EDGE (850/900/1800/1900 MHz) and WCDMA / HSDPA / HSUPA. Sales of smartphone Nokia E5 scheduled for the third quarter of this year, the approximate retail value of new items - 180 euros. Creep.ru

New Chinese Invention

Saturday, April 17, 2010

New Chinese Invention

Huskies Can Pull Not Only Sleds, This Chinese man found what his pack of Huskies can pull and I may say it is a good idea. Completely eco-friendly :) more images after the break...

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kupanda ngamia unalipia tofauti na kiingilio chanko hapo ni buku
kabinti kangu kakiwa nje ya pantoni katika foleni ya kutoka kigamboni kurudi mjini kama ilivyozoeleka na wengi kuitwa hivyo